Friday, June 5, 2015

Shuriken Sentai Nininninger Episode 2 Faiz 2.0(ok it's a rant)

(I apologize if I sound too harsh but read the post and you'll see why this aggravated me)Ok This is not a review its a rant, I'm sorry but this episode managed to piss me off that much. Watch this then Kingranger uhh I meant Kyrouyger's 4th episode, then Turdquger uhh I meant ToQuger's 2nd episode notice anything THEIR THE SAME F--KING THING. Literally I can watch all 3 of these episodes at the same time and apart from monster powers, cast, motif, one of which didn't have a new formation of the main met brought in I can literally say I'm watching just one episode of the same show, I know most reviewers prefer the blank paper is better than the F--K YOU paper philosophy but for me it's the exact opposite I can appreciate 3 back to back bad seasons and be like ok as long as they're all bad in different ways cause it means hey it may suck but at least it's an improvement here it's the exact opposite, here they ALL AHVE THE SAME PROBLEM RED FOCUS(AND FOR THE SAKE OF BEING METAPHYSIC THE WHOLE TYING IS GONNA BE COLORED RED) let me explain the plot of these episodes. Red screen time hog gets some big reveal that says he's gonna be important. Ok that's problem #1 Why are they making this whole Last Ninja thing out to be a big deal We all know it's gonna be Takaharu cause he's the red lead. The rival and/or 2nd in command has a different idea but red's being a jack@$$ thus the rival's idea seems like a better idea thus proven further after they fight the 1st monster and fail miserably Red Jack@$$ uhh I meant Red leader and the 2nd in command get into another argument and decide too split up and see which one works the logical idea or the dumb idea the 2nd in command/rival gets some relief (not comic relief) when one of the females of the team (I will admit I haven't seen the 4th Kyoruger episode but considering that was the start of Sentai's downward spiral to hell Toquger had 2 more problems that weren't present in Kyroyuger and Ninninger has said problems(I looked into the future of Ninninger a bit and it's getting a little better but considering how long of a hiatus the Drive pilot episode review was lets just say I am typing this a little after I watched the episode in March) but WORSE) the logical reason fails and somehow the dumb@$$ plan works because RED LEADER CAME UP WITH IT In Kyoyuger and Ninninger we got a new mecha formation that involves said 2nd in command, I will say tho Cloud probably will be my favorite character of the series but in this episode he's been a complete jerk but he does realize he's in the wrong. I will also say the Shrunkenjin Drago is much better than regular Shrunkenjin I just do not know why 2nd in command says he's sorry and of story.
This episode is everything wrong with Sentai and modern Tokusatsu too an extent THIS IS WHY KAMEN RIDER WAS A THING, THE OG SENTAI GORENGER WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A TEAM OF KAMEN RIDERS NOT THE MAIN FOCUS STEALING THE SPOOTLIGHT 247 Oh and btw my two favorite episodes of my favorite sentai series were Red Focus There is a way too do it right if an episode of this comes close too pissing me off(in the way this episode did there are more ways an episode can fail than one), I am almost done with school when I post this I'll hold the review for a week to calm down and review those. Bottom line this episode gets a F+ Really thought this would be a step up from at least ToQuger which really isn't that hard too. Btw I named this episode Faiz2.0 cause the Kappa Youkai's power is drowning people by throwing them under the river which characters get knocked in the water A LOT in Kamen Rider Faiz. Hopefully the show does improve and if you liked this episode thats ok but just realize your supporting Sentai's downward spiral. Sorry for my anger here hopefully next review here will be a little more positive Like don't make the same mistakes Sentai's been making for the past 2 YEARS.

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